Buyer beware – these listings are wild!
If you’ve ever scrolled through Facebook Marketplace, you know it’s a treasure trove of… interesting stuff.
Some of it is awesome, but a lot of it will make you question humanity.
Here are 35 of the funniest, weirdest, and most awkward things people tried to sell online:
1. Hotdogs in a Bucket
A big plastic bin filled with 112 uncooked hotdogs. Price? $34.
2. A Mirror With a Past
A mirror showing the seller’s bare legs. Price: £20.
3. Definitely NOT Haunted Doll
A creepy doll in a white dress for $30. Probably cursed.
4. Just a Picture of Chris
A framed photo of a random man named Chris. Originally $75, now $50.
5. A Totally Normal Chair
A green rocking chair priced at $5. Definitely not possessed.
6. Masterpieces in the Making
Hand-drawn “portraits” of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Price: $60. (Originally $65.)
7. Coffin on Wheels
A go-kart shaped like a coffin for $2,200. Great for spooky joyrides!
8. A Grape with a Story
A squashed grape stepped on by a size 8 Croc. Yours for $999.
9. Pre-Seasoned Sneakers
Worn-out gym shoes for $40. Smelly, but with “added comfort.”
10. Toilet Paper Tube Bonanza
A box of 160 empty toilet paper rolls for $55.
11. A Remote from the Future
A remote control held together with a ton of hot glue. Priceless (but not really).
12. Duck with an Attitude
A duck sculpture flipping you off. $15 in Jacksonville, FL.
13. Pile of Carrots
A giant pile of carrots for $40. Perfect for rabbits or carrot lovers.
14. A Chair for Philosophers
A chair described as “dumb” for $50.
15. A “Rare” Autograph
A baseball with “UR mom” written on it. Just $5.
16. Fake Poop – Extra Large
Five giant fake turds for $5. Great for pranks!
17. Subway’s Iconic “U” Sign
A big green “U” from a Subway restaurant for $50.
18. Broken Guitar, Big Dreams
A smashed Fender guitar missing strings. Only $20.
19. A Pile of Leaves
A random pile of leaves for $99. A steal.
20. DIY Mickey Mouse Mask
A homemade Mickey Mouse mask for $1,000. Disney would be proud.
21. Airplane Seats for Your Living Room
Three airplane seats for $350. Perfect for frequent flyers.
22. The Perfect Dorito
A triangle chip for $7. Might be worth framing.
23. Fake Voting Sticker
An “I Voted” sticker for $10. Because why not fake it?
24. Jeans Chair
A chair covered in denim. $30 in Boston.
25. Conan O’Brien Statue
A life-size statue of a red-haired man holding scissors. $895.
26. Adam Sandler’s “Click” (x31)
31 copies of the movie Click. All for $200.
27. A Hornet’s Nest
A literal hornet’s nest for $160. Proceed with caution.
28. A Suspicious Tomato
A tomato with an unusual bump, priced at $6,900,000. (Yes, really.)
29. Alien Lawn Art
An alien statue holding a pipe and wearing a hat. £720.
30. “Meteorite” from Space
A blurry rock with a red sticker on top. Listed as a meteorite for $1,500.
31. Free Bees!
A massive bee swarm. Listed as “free.”
32. A “Thicc” Cheese Curd
An oddly shaped cheese curd for $10,000. Located in Minneapolis, MN.
33. Stained Glass Clown
A stained glass clown for $20. Seller says: “My wife won’t let me keep it.”
34. Motorized Recliner
A lazy boy chair with wheels and a steering handle. $150. Needs a new carburetor.
35. Selling These Hands
A close-up of someone’s clenched fist. Price: CA$15.
